Frankie Rosenblatt
Office Greeter | Bow Tie Enthusiast | Security Officer | Professional Note Taker
🐾 Frankie the Dog
Meet Frankie — the heartbeat of our office and arguably the most charming member of the team. Always dressed to impress in his signature bow tie, Frankie takes his role as official greeter and security officer very seriously. He’ll be the first to welcome you with a tail wag and a warm smile, and he keeps a watchful eye on the team to make sure everything is running smoothly.
Frankie takes his security duties seriously, monitoring anything he deems suspicious and always ready to investigate anything that seems out of place. When he’s not making his rounds or keeping spirits high, Frankie can be found diligently taking mental notes during meetings while occasionally snoozing under the conference table. A true connoisseur of snacks, his favorites are crisp, crunchy carrots, the perfect fuel for a busy day on the job. And if a camera comes out, Frankie is always ready to strike a pose, bow tie straight, tail wagging, and picture-perfect.
While fearless in most ways, Frankie has one tiny weakness: ducks. We don’t talk about ducks.